Pronouns: he/him/his
Height: 5'9
Weight: 190

Birthday: March 23, 1973
Birthplace: Aurora, Illinois

Current Home: North Aurora, IL
Schools: E.C.C.
Job: Nicor Meter Reader

Nicknames: "Marty-Mar"
IMs: I dunno. I've never instant messaged.

Interests: Singing/screaming in my brother-in-law's christian hard rock/metal band, drawing cartoons, spending hours on the computer, reading, jogging, collecting . . .
Favorite Books: If Democrats Had Any Brains They'd Be Republicans by Ann Coulter
Favorite Games: Lego Star Wars
Favorite Movies: All 6 Star Wars films, Batman Begins, All Indiana Jones films,
Favorite Music: Hard Rock/Metal. 80's, Classic Rock, Blues, Classical, Electronica/Industrial, Alternative . . . NO COUNTRY!
Favorite Places: Germany.
Favorite TV Shows: History Channel

Family: Half-Irish (Dad's Side) Half-Mexican (Mother's Side)
Pets: Not yet, but I plan on getting a red-tailed boa constrictor.

Eric C. Martin was unplanned and un-welcomed to what used to be the fine city of Aurora, IL on 3/23/73. An only child, Martin failed miserably at nearly everything he took part in . . . except drawing. Despite repeated discouragement by his family to drop this "waste of time" known as drawing and repeatedly encouraged to take up ballet and pole dancing . . . Martin flourished as a legend in his own mind as the "World's Greatest Cartoonist". Reality however, kicked him in the ass while attending E.C.C. and he subsequently took a downward spiral into an abyss of credit card debt, caffeine, whoring, and depression (enter violin music here).
Bored with being a slacker, Martin joined the military in Y2K . . . after all, nothing was going to happen! It's not like we were going to be attacked . . .

D'oh! (Wah-Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.)

After 4 years of traveling, Martin FINALLY ceased to be a whiny-crying little bitch and had his head surgically removed from his ass, and moved on with his future instead of living in the past.

Martin is currently a wanna-be rock star and a meter-reader for Nicor.

"When I became a man, I put away childish things including the desire to be very grown up." -C.S. Lewis

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Friends

Lori Lancaster
friend of Eric C. Martin
Dave Stoppenhagen
friend of Lori Lancaster
Joan Hardie
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Jackie Mason
in-person acquaintance of Joan Hardie
John Gonzalez
in-person acquaintance of Joan Hardie
Andrew Perkins
dating Joan Hardie
John R. Edwards
in-person acquaintance of Joan Hardie
Jeremiah Poisson
in-person acquaintance of Joan Hardie
Erik Nelson
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Effie Schaver
in-person acquaintance of Erik Nelson
Aaron Fischer
former friend of Erik Nelson
Jeff Ball
co-worker of Aaron Fischer
Amy Austin
by-phone acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Scott Horowitz
online acquaintance of Amy Austin
Todd Brotsch
in-person acquaintance of Scott Horowitz
Steve West
friend of Amy Austin
Levi Davis
friend of Amy Austin
Tony Peters
former friend of Amy Austin
David Mitzman
online acquaintance of Amy Austin
Matthew Preston
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
John Viola
in-person acquaintance of Matthew Preston
K. R.
in-person acquaintance of Matthew Preston
Angie Whitehead
friend of K. R.
Edee Annette Viola
in-person acquaintance of Matthew Preston
C. K.
friend of Matthew Preston
John E Gunter
in-person acquaintance of Matthew Preston
Michael Reed
friend of John E Gunter
John Pierpoint
in-person acquaintance of Matthew Preston
Anna Gregoline
in-person acquaintance of Matthew Preston
Scott A Pugely
cousin of Matthew Preston
Angela Lathem-Ballard
in-person acquaintance of Matthew Preston
Sam Ballard
married to Angela Lathem-Ballard
Kevin Fiore
friend of Matthew Preston
Tom Bruser
in-person acquaintance of Matthew Preston
Aaron Shurtleff
friend of Matthew Preston
Denise Sawicki
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Jeff Flom
formerly dated Denise Sawicki
Darel Albert
married to Denise Sawicki
Scott Hardie
friend of Lori Lancaster
Eric Brodsky
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Michael Paul Cote
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Kat Jones
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Joanna Woods
friend of Scott Hardie
Jessica Powers
friend of Joanna Woods
Robin Keirnan-Sanchez
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Jeff Coopes
friend of Scott Hardie
Russ Wilhelm
friend of Scott Hardie
Jerry Mathis
co-worker of Russ Wilhelm
Samir Mehta
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Jim Kraus
friend of Samir Mehta
Evie Totty
friend of Scott Hardie
Brannan Conrad
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Jen Shaw
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
Robert Phillips
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Wes Bryant
friend of Scott Hardie
Justin Woods
friend of Scott Hardie
Derrek White
former co-worker of Justin Woods
Bill Thompson
former co-worker of Justin Woods
Bob Miller
former co-worker of Justin Woods
John Julitz
friend of Bob Miller
Katrina Julitz
family in law of John Julitz
Jacque Miller
married to Bob Miller
James Miller
parent/child of Bob Miller
Richard Slominsky
co-worker of Justin Woods
Ryan Tut
former co-worker of Justin Woods
Kelly Stokes
former co-worker of Justin Woods
Amanda Ross Bryant
friend of Scott Hardie
Steve Elliser
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Sarah Kyle
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Lilly Kyle
sibling of Sarah Kyle
David Kyle
sibling of Sarah Kyle
Dennis Wuorenma
friend of Sarah Kyle
Kris Weberg
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Melissa Anderson
co-worker of Scott Hardie
Jesse Thomas
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Jon Berry
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Mark VanZorn
friend of Scott Hardie
Lorrie Cozzens
friend of Scott Hardie
William Mayo
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Teri Martin
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
Sue Harper
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
LaVonne Lemler
friend of Scott Hardie
Patrick Little
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Melissa Erin
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Ryan Dunn
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Tom J Mocabee
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Andy Perkins
family in law of Scott Hardie
Marlon Kautz
co-worker of Scott Hardie
Chris Lemler
friend of Scott Hardie
Jason Lemler
sibling of Chris Lemler
Jenee Williams
dating Jason Lemler
Samuel Franklin
parent/child of Chris Lemler
Rosa Melano
friend of Scott Hardie
Meredith Lamb
co-worker of Scott Hardie
Charli Maynard
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Justin Conner
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Lenore Elizabeth Amstutz
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
John Johnson
friend of Lenore Elizabeth Amstutz
Aaron Weiss
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
Steve Dunn
friend of Scott Hardie
Jason Evans
friend of Steve Dunn
Tom Leggett
friend of Steve Dunn
Tom Beshere
friend of Steve Dunn
James Voltz
friend of Steve Dunn
Allison Bair
friend of Steve Dunn
Amy Dunn
family in law of Steve Dunn
John Tate
friend of Steve Dunn
Greg Bair
friend of Steve Dunn
Vance Tucker
friend of Steve Dunn
JB Brenner
friend of Steve Dunn
Mike Rothstein
friend of Steve Dunn
Sam Boyarsky
friend of Steve Dunn
Shawn Brandt
friend of Steve Dunn
Walter Chesser
former co-worker of Shawn Brandt
Michelle Lager
former co-worker of Shawn Brandt
Jeff Lager
married to Michelle Lager
Poe Morales
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Mike Eberhart
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Wendy Hampson
sibling of Mike Eberhart
Justin Hampson
family in law of Mike Eberhart
William Baysinger
former co-worker of Mike Eberhart
Derek Sutcliffe
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Ryan Nance
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
Dan Donovan
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Jacob Martin
friend of Dan Donovan
Michael Flinstone
online acquaintance of Dan Donovan
Nick Simpson
online acquaintance of Dan Donovan
James Smith
online acquaintance of Dan Donovan
Eric Wallhagen
friend of Dan Donovan
Joanne Martin
in-person acquaintance of Dan Donovan
Jeff Martin
friend of Dan Donovan
Chun Huang
online acquaintance of Dan Donovan
Deirdre DeLay
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Jason Peter Fedorow
former friend of Lori Lancaster
Edward Tegge
friend of Lori Lancaster
Andy Lee
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Erik Bates
online acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Nadine Russell
by-phone acquaintance of Erik Bates
Allan Russell
sibling of Nadine Russell
Cody Marx Bailey
friend of Erik Bates
Derek Kendzor
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Kelly Lee
friend of Lori Lancaster
Colby Sparrow
friend of Kelly Lee
Andy Hubbartt
friend of Lori Lancaster