Pronouns: he/him/his
Height: 5'9
Weight: 190

Birthday: March 23, 1973
Birthplace: Aurora, Illinois

Current Home: North Aurora, IL
Schools: E.C.C.
Job: Nicor Meter Reader

Nicknames: "Marty-Mar"
IMs: I dunno. I've never instant messaged.

Interests: Singing/screaming in my brother-in-law's christian hard rock/metal band, drawing cartoons, spending hours on the computer, reading, jogging, collecting . . .
Favorite Books: If Democrats Had Any Brains They'd Be Republicans by Ann Coulter
Favorite Games: Lego Star Wars
Favorite Movies: All 6 Star Wars films, Batman Begins, All Indiana Jones films,
Favorite Music: Hard Rock/Metal. 80's, Classic Rock, Blues, Classical, Electronica/Industrial, Alternative . . . NO COUNTRY!
Favorite Places: Germany.
Favorite TV Shows: History Channel

Family: Half-Irish (Dad's Side) Half-Mexican (Mother's Side)
Pets: Not yet, but I plan on getting a red-tailed boa constrictor.

Eric C. Martin was unplanned and un-welcomed to what used to be the fine city of Aurora, IL on 3/23/73. An only child, Martin failed miserably at nearly everything he took part in . . . except drawing. Despite repeated discouragement by his family to drop this "waste of time" known as drawing and repeatedly encouraged to take up ballet and pole dancing . . . Martin flourished as a legend in his own mind as the "World's Greatest Cartoonist". Reality however, kicked him in the ass while attending E.C.C. and he subsequently took a downward spiral into an abyss of credit card debt, caffeine, whoring, and depression (enter violin music here).
Bored with being a slacker, Martin joined the military in Y2K . . . after all, nothing was going to happen! It's not like we were going to be attacked . . .

D'oh! (Wah-Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.)

After 4 years of traveling, Martin FINALLY ceased to be a whiny-crying little bitch and had his head surgically removed from his ass, and moved on with his future instead of living in the past.

Martin is currently a wanna-be rock star and a meter-reader for Nicor.

"When I became a man, I put away childish things including the desire to be very grown up." -C.S. Lewis

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Friends

Lori Lancaster
friend of Eric C. Martin
Denise Sawicki
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Jeff Flom
formerly dated Denise Sawicki
Steve West
friend of Denise Sawicki
Darrell Albert
married to Denise Sawicki
Amy Austin
by-phone acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
David Mitzman
online acquaintance of Amy Austin
Todd Brotsch
friend of David Mitzman
Levi Davis
friend of Amy Austin
Scott Horowitz
online acquaintance of Amy Austin
Tony Peters
former friend of Amy Austin
Derek Kendzor
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Andy Hubbartt
friend of Lori Lancaster
Andy Lee
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Brannan Conrad
former friend of Andy Lee
Derek Sutcliffe
former friend of Andy Lee
Dave Stoppenhagen
friend of Lori Lancaster
Jason Peter Fedorow
former friend of Lori Lancaster
Aaron Fischer
former friend of Jason Peter Fedorow
Jeff Ball
co-worker of Aaron Fischer
Kelly Lee
friend of Lori Lancaster
Kevin Fiore
in-person acquaintance of Kelly Lee
Anna Gregoline
in-person acquaintance of Kelly Lee
Evie Totty
friend of Kelly Lee
Robin Keirnan-Sanchez
friend of Kelly Lee
Angela Lathem-Ballard
in-person acquaintance of Kelly Lee
Angie Whitehead
in-person acquaintance of Angela Lathem-Ballard
Sam Ballard
married to Angela Lathem-Ballard
John Viola
in-person acquaintance of Kelly Lee
Jen Shaw
friend of Kelly Lee
Aaron Shurtleff
friend of Kelly Lee
Michael Reed
friend of Aaron Shurtleff
Jeremiah Poisson
friend of Kelly Lee
D. R.
in-person acquaintance of Kelly Lee
Lenore Elizabeth Amstutz
former friend of Kelly Lee
John Johnson
friend of Lenore Elizabeth Amstutz
Jackie Mason
friend of Kelly Lee
Edee Annette Viola
in-person acquaintance of Kelly Lee
Chris Lemler
in-person acquaintance of Kelly Lee
Jason Lemler
sibling of Chris Lemler
Jenee Williams
dating Jason Lemler
Samuel Franklin
parent/child of Chris Lemler
Justin Conner
friend of Kelly Lee
Colby Sparrow
friend of Kelly Lee
Andrew Perkins
friend of Kelly Lee
Dan Donovan
online acquaintance of Kelly Lee
Michael Flinstone
online acquaintance of Dan Donovan
Jacob Martin
friend of Dan Donovan
Jeff Martin
friend of Dan Donovan
Nick Simpson
online acquaintance of Dan Donovan
Joanne Martin
in-person acquaintance of Dan Donovan
Chun Huang
online acquaintance of Dan Donovan
James Smith
online acquaintance of Dan Donovan
Eric Wallhagen
friend of Dan Donovan
Joan Hardie
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
John Gonzalez
in-person acquaintance of Joan Hardie
John R. Edwards
in-person acquaintance of Joan Hardie
Scott Hardie
friend of Lori Lancaster
Jeff Coopes
friend of Scott Hardie
Deirdre DeLay
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Melissa Erin
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Poe Morales
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
John E Gunter
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
William Mayo
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Tom Bruser
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Teri Martin
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
Effie Schaver
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Mark VanZorn
friend of Scott Hardie
Steve Dunn
friend of Scott Hardie
Sam Boyarsky
friend of Steve Dunn
Amy Dunn
family in law of Steve Dunn
Greg Bair
friend of Steve Dunn
JB Brenner
friend of Steve Dunn
Allison Bair
friend of Steve Dunn
Tom Leggett
friend of Steve Dunn
Jason Evans
friend of Steve Dunn
Mike Rothstein
friend of Steve Dunn
Jim Kraus
friend of Steve Dunn
Tom Beshere
friend of Steve Dunn
Shawn Brandt
friend of Steve Dunn
Michelle Lager
former co-worker of Shawn Brandt
Jeff Lager
married to Michelle Lager
Walter Chesser
former co-worker of Shawn Brandt
James Voltz
friend of Steve Dunn
Vance Tucker
friend of Steve Dunn
John Tate
friend of Steve Dunn
Russ Wilhelm
friend of Scott Hardie
Jerry Mathis
co-worker of Russ Wilhelm
Marlon Kautz
co-worker of Scott Hardie
Andy Perkins
family in law of Scott Hardie
Steve Elliser
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Tom J Mocabee
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Ryan Nance
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
Patrick Little
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Jesse Thomas
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Meredith Lamb
co-worker of Scott Hardie
Kat Jones
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
John Pierpoint
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
Melissa Anderson
co-worker of Scott Hardie
Mike Eberhart
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Justin Hampson
family in law of Mike Eberhart
Kelly Stokes
former co-worker of Mike Eberhart
William Baysinger
former co-worker of Mike Eberhart
Wendy Hampson
sibling of Mike Eberhart
Lorrie Cozzens
friend of Scott Hardie
Jon Berry
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Joanna Woods
friend of Scott Hardie
Jessica Powers
friend of Joanna Woods
Robert Phillips
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Justin Woods
friend of Scott Hardie
Derrek White
former co-worker of Justin Woods
Bob Miller
former co-worker of Justin Woods
John Julitz
friend of Bob Miller
Katrina Julitz
family in law of John Julitz
Jacque Miller
married to Bob Miller
James Miller
parent/child of Bob Miller
Richard Slominsky
co-worker of Justin Woods
Bill Thompson
former co-worker of Justin Woods
Ryan Tut
former co-worker of Justin Woods
Sue Harper
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
Kris Weberg
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Amanda Ross Bryant
friend of Scott Hardie
Rosa Melano
friend of Scott Hardie
Samir Mehta
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Michael Paul Cote
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Ryan Dunn
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
LaVonne Lemler
friend of Scott Hardie
Wes Bryant
friend of Scott Hardie
Scott A Pugely
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Eric Brodsky
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Sarah Kyle
online acquaintance of Scott Hardie
David Kyle
sibling of Sarah Kyle
Lilly Kyle
sibling of Sarah Kyle
Dennis Wuorenma
friend of Sarah Kyle
Aaron Weiss
former co-worker of Scott Hardie
Charli Maynard
in-person acquaintance of Scott Hardie
Erik Bates
online acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
Cody Marx Bailey
friend of Erik Bates
Nadine Russell
by-phone acquaintance of Erik Bates
Allan Russell
sibling of Nadine Russell
Edward Tegge
friend of Lori Lancaster
Matthew Preston
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster
C. K.
friend of Matthew Preston
Erik Nelson
in-person acquaintance of Lori Lancaster