Meet the Spartans

Lori Lancaster: “It sucked.”
Well... it sucked. It was nice to have Kevin Sorbo in it, and the latent homosexuality 'real fans of genius' song was cool, but that was about it. I'm glad that this was only a Library loaner and that I did not have to waste money on this. Almost all the jokes were crude and revolved around sex. Sure, sexual jokes can be funny, but I watch parodies because I at least want something witty from time to time in my humor, not just 'lets see how many ways we can fit britney and sex into this.' The pit of death was funny at the beginning, but after a while it just dragged on an became too repetitive. I suppose this would be a decent movie to invite a bunch of buddies over to see so that everyone could make fun of the lameness of it all.
Hmm,,, "Meet the Parents, Pirates of the Caribbean" I did not see any of this in there. I saw too many American Idol refs though.
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