Scott Hardie: “It sucked.”

This film commits the ultimate sin for an action movie: It’s boring! It waits half an hour to introduce its bland characters (the “incompetent henchman” is the most developed), and takes almost three times as long giving us exposition that finally explains the story, just in time for the action finish. There’s too much running around between the (four? five?) locations, and pointless posing before and after the action. It squanders the potential of its premise, vampires vs. werewolves, by having them shoot guns at each other, and can’t even do that in a fresh, new way. What a stinker.

− date unknown • more by Scottlog in or create an account to reply

Want to join the discussion? Log in or create an account to reply.

write your own review of Underworld


Other Movies from 2003

Whale Rider

Scott Hardie says, "It ruled." Go »

The Matrix Revolutions

Scott Hardie says, "It ruled." Go »

Behind the Music That Sucks: Hip Hop

Scott Hardie says, "It sucked." Go »

Dummy

Scott Hardie says, "It ruled." Go »

Prey for Rock & Roll

Scott Hardie says, "It ruled." Go »

Daredevil

Scott Hardie says, "It sucked." Go »