Smell Ya Later, Sommeliers

Scott Hardie | September 3, 2006
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Tony Peters | September 3, 2006
what you couldn't afford a good bottle of wine?

Scott Hardie | September 7, 2006
"The robots were drunk": Just one of the excuses already being prepared for why the forthcoming Michael Bay Transformers movie sucked.

Scott Hardie | September 8, 2006
Everyone at the party had heard the drunken little robot boasting about its impressions of "famous aliens," but the nervous hesitation instead of laughter revealed that the guests couldn't tell whether it was supposed to be E.T. or Mork.

Jackie Mason | September 8, 2006
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Kris Weberg | September 12, 2006
The original Terminator model proved less intimidating than James Cameron had hoped.

Kris Weberg | September 12, 2006
Johnny-5: the drunken post-Short Circuit 2 years.

Scott Hardie | September 13, 2006
Is the company going to follow-up their electronic sommelier with an electronic bathroom attendant? How about an electronic maître d' that can lose your reservation in mere nanoseconds?