Scott Hardie | January 7, 2014
I hope everyone is keeping safe and warm indoors. It might be inappropriate for a guy in Florida to start a thread joking about the cold, but why not? Help me finish this sentence: It's so cold that...

Erik Bates | January 7, 2014
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Samir Mehta | January 7, 2014
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Chris Lemler | January 7, 2014
It is so cold that I saw a guy with Icicles on a guys beard

Steve West | January 8, 2014
It's so cold my lawyer put his hands in his own pockets.

Scott Hardie | January 9, 2014
It's so cold that firefighters had to be called to free Miley Cyrus after some schoolyard kids triple-dog-dared her to twerk against a pole.

Steve West | January 9, 2014
It's so cold that I spit and stabbed a pigeon to death.


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