Anchors Aweigh
by Steve West on April 30, 2024
Recent conversation with Brenda:
Brenda: (after observing me sucking in my stomach while standing on a scale) Ha!
Me: What?
Brenda: Sucking in your blubber won't help!
Me: Sure, it will. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
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