And Then the Fight Started...
by Steve West on September 17, 2021
When Brenda and I attended my High School reunion, she noticed me staring at a woman seated a few tables away, drinking glass after glass of some alcoholic drink. She asked if I knew her. I told her, "That was my girlfriend from back in the day. I understand she started drinking the day we broke up and hasn't been sober since." She remarked, "That's amazing! How can anyone celebrate for that long?"
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Scott Hardie | September 22, 2021
That was good. :-)
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Matthew Preston | September 17, 2021
Oh man, thanks for the laugh this morning!