Happy Holidays
by Scott Hardie on December 23, 2007

In case you wonder why it takes me so long to answer your message: I'm signing off for a week and a half while Kelly visits. Parties, shopping, museums, bowling, movies, lots of restaurants, and a few days at Disney World lie ahead. Have a wonderful holiday week.
Five Replies to Happy Holidays
Lori Lancaster | December 23, 2007
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Allison Bair | December 24, 2007
Sounds like fun! Have a great holiday.
Jackie Mason | December 25, 2007
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Scott Hardie | December 28, 2007
Thanks! We're back in Sarasota now, sore in feet but high in spirits, looking forward to enjoying the rest of the holiday weekend.
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The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »

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