Saw this bumper sticker on a white Rabbit. Took me a couple miles to get it.

All of these buildings are impressive in their own way but that Chicago drill bit seems to be screaming, "Screw you, Chicago!"
No. NO! Never in ten thousand lifetimes will I ever have the nerve to swim near, let alone hang over the edge of, Victoria Falls.
Wow. Most 10th grade boys would have drawn this for free.
Wookiepedia. The encyclopedia of Star Wars.
Wear your sleeping bag as clothing and when you're ready to go to sleep, just comfortably roll over onto your side and voilà.

Coolest or weirdest tattoo ever.


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More funny signs.
Now I remember why I boycotted television almost the entire '80's. Opening credits of several action series with commentary.
All of these are stupid except for that 747 cowling desk. I need that desk! It'll be like my fortress of coolness.


Web Junkie

Steve West scours the Web searching for interest or absurdity and then shakes his head ruefully when he finds it. Read more »

Absurd One-Shots

Small collection of photos that caught my eye while surfing and gave me at least a brief chuckle. Funeral services ad in an interesting location; Signmaker with a sense of humor; British bus ad with an unfortunate exhaust pipe placement; and finally from the "How Could They Not Notice" department, a Parents Magazine cover with an even more unfortunate layout. Go »

Just My Lucky Day, I Guess

Weekly shopping trips have been largely uneventful of late because of the absence of you know who, UOAS. She kind of startled me with her presence at the Safeway tonight and I wondered if God specifically was observing my sense of satisfaction over her MIA status. She noted my surprised expression and commented, "Long time no see!" Go »

Double Talk with a Forked Tongue

I've decided that from now on, I'm going to answer every question like a presidential candidate. Friend (voter): "Steve, what are you gonna do this weekend?" Me (blahblahblah): "That's a great question and an important one. Go »

Sometimes Comedy = Pain

Once upon a time, the entire clip of this sketch was available on-line. It's been removed from YouTube but I found it here in a shortened version. It's too bad because the full explanation of what they're doing and why they're doing it makes it that much more enjoyable. Go »

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

Recent conversation with Brenda: While watching “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” in bed... Me: Do you want to have sex? Brenda: No. Go »

And Then the Fight Started...

When Brenda and I attended my High School reunion, she noticed me staring at a woman seated a few tables away, drinking glass after glass of some alcoholic drink. She asked if I knew her. I told her, "That was my girlfriend from back in the day. Go »