Saw this bumper sticker on a white Rabbit. Took me a couple miles to get it.

All of these buildings are impressive in their own way but that Chicago drill bit seems to be screaming, "Screw you, Chicago!"
No. NO! Never in ten thousand lifetimes will I ever have the nerve to swim near, let alone hang over the edge of, Victoria Falls.
Wow. Most 10th grade boys would have drawn this for free.
Wookiepedia. The encyclopedia of Star Wars.
Wear your sleeping bag as clothing and when you're ready to go to sleep, just comfortably roll over onto your side and voilĂ .

Coolest or weirdest tattoo ever.


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More funny signs.
Now I remember why I boycotted television almost the entire '80's. Opening credits of several action series with commentary.
All of these are stupid except for that 747 cowling desk. I need that desk! It'll be like my fortress of coolness.


Web Junkie

Steve West scours the Web searching for interest or absurdity and then shakes his head ruefully when he finds it. Read more »

The Bus Stops Here

In Slapshot, Paul Newman encourages the minor league hockey team he captains to play like goons. The team begins to have some success and the driver of the team bus joins in the spirit of gooniness. Paul Newman approaches him while he is proceeding to smack the exterior of the bus with a sledge hammer and inquires as to what he is doing. Go »

Laugh Or Cry

I have today and tomorrow scheduled off from work (unrelated to any on-the-job sarcasm). I haven't requested two days in a row off from work since last summer, I think. So I treated myself to a couple of midweek vacation days to R & R. Go »

Givin' It Up To The Man

There seems to be several different meanings to that phrase, these days especially. Meaning 1) A teenage girl in Germany sold her virginity online to an Italian businessman for $18000. She had hoped to raise $100K for schooling, I think. Go »

Which Underwear?

Recent conversation with Brenda: Me: A friend of mine lost his wife a few years ago. He's not that old and dreaded entering the dating scene again but he was growing a little lonely. Brenda: Good for him - fingers crossed. Go »

How Steve Proposed

Steve: I love you. Brenda: I love you more. Steve: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE! Go »

Steve West: Punnyman

Recent conversation with Brenda: me: I've only been addicted to one thing my entire life. Brenda: Yeah? What's that? Go »