Bill de Blasio
publication date: Sunday, January 4, 2015 (part of Winter 2015)
clue: NYC just elected this D who promises "I♥NY" even if the NYPD doesn't ♥ him.
explanation: de Blasio was the Democratic mayor of New York. At the time this goo was published, he was embroiled in a public feud with the police department. more…