Georgia Taylor-Brown
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
This goo was worth a point in July 2026.
publication date: Wednesday, July 29, 2026 (part of July 2026)
category: 
Sports
clue: She isn't an ironmaster from Pennsylvania. She's a British triathlete who, earlier this decade, tied for the best Olympic performance of all time in her sport.
explanation: Taylor-Brown earned a gold medal and a silver medal at the 2020 Olympics, tying fellow British triathlete Alex Yee at the same games for the most ever won by a triathlete in a single Olympics. more…
intended difficulty: medium
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
trivia: This goo was inspired by founding father George Taylor.
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