John Harvey Kellogg
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Monday, July 6, 2026 (part of July 2026)
category: 
Health
clue: He wasn't a builder from Virginia. He was a sanitarium director whose beliefs about racial superiority and holistic medicine put the flake in cornflakes.
explanation: Kellogg was a Seventh-Day Adventist who operated their sanitarium and treatment center in Battle Creek, Michigan. With his brother Will, he is credited with popularizing cornflakes as a breakfast food to improve indigestion, a tradition that continues today with the Kellogg's product line of breakfast cereals. He is also remembered for his support of racial segregation and firm belief in eugenics, which was the primary focus of his work for the final three decades of his life. more…
intended difficulty: medium
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Richard Slominsky, and Erik Bates
trivia: This goo was inspired by founding father John Harvie.
You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.Similar Goos
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