publication date: Monday, December 1, 2008 (part of Round XXXVII)
clue: This NFL giant is his right thigh's own worst enemy.
explanation: A few days before this goo was published, Burress was a New York Giant who made headlines for accidentally shooting himself in the right thigh. more…
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Joanna Woods, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, Steve Dunn, Amy Austin, Mike Eberhart, Aaron Shurtleff, Tony Peters, Scott Horowitz, Sarah Kyle, Walter Chesser, Greg Bair, Jason Evans, and Samuel Franklin