This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in July 2026.

publication date: Friday, July 24, 2026 (part of July 2026)

category: Television

clue: He isn't a judge from New Jersey. He's an actor who played many law enforcement agents, including Will Graham, Richard Chance, Pat Garrett, Gideon Walker, and most famously, Gil Grissom.

explanation: Petersen acted in Manhunter, To Live and Die in L.A., Young Guns II, Return to Lonesome Dove, and C.S.I.: Crime Scene Investigation. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

trivia: This goo was inspired by founding father William Paterson.

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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