Basic Instinct 2

Scott Hardie | April 1, 2006
The reviews are in. (link)

As expected, critics everywhere are tossing stones at Basic Instinct 2. Manohla Dargis in the New York Times lands a few particularly heavy ones. She writes that it is "no surprise that Basic Instinct 2 ... is a disaster of the highest or perhaps lowest order. It is also no surprise that this joyless calculation ... is such a prime object lesson in the degradation that can face Hollywood actresses, especially those over 40. Acting always involves a degree of self-abasement, but just watching trash like this is degrading." The actress Dargis refers to is Sharon Stone, whom several critics single out for a particularly heavy bashing. For example, Steven Rea in the Philadelphia Inquirer calls her performance "quite terrible." Ty Burr in the Boston Globe: "Stone is betting that a 48-year-old woman can be as hot and dangerous as the 20-somethings the film industry is addicted to. Bully for her -- in theory. In practice, Stone appears to have had so much work done that her face resembles a tautly made bed, and her unchanging expression of smoldering arrogance seems less an acting decision and more the result of neurotoxins. The body may be willing but the flesh has been immobilized." Kyle Smith in the New York Post describes the movie as "Botoxic" (under a headline reading "Necromancing the Stone"), and concludes: "There are inflatable toys that are livelier than Stone, but how can you tell the difference? Basic Instinct 2 is not an erotic thriller. It's taxidermy." And Carina Chocana in the Los Angeles Times concludes her review of the movie this way: "Dead serious and stone idiotic, the only basic instinct in evidence here is desperation."

Amy Austin | April 2, 2006
Well, color me "shocked"... (But really... "ouch", too.)

Jackie Mason | April 2, 2006
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Mike Eberhart | April 3, 2006
This movie apparently BOMBED this weekend. It took in only about 3.2 million. Not a very good showing. I know that I have no plans on seeing this movie.

Scott Hardie | April 5, 2006
In other news: (link)

Wal-Mart has turned aside a massive letter-writing campaign by the American Family Association urging the retailer to refuse to stock Brokeback Mountain... [T]he AFA's Randy Sharp accused Wal-Mart of helping to push the "gay agenda" by "trying to help normalize homosexuality in society."

He added, "But how many copies are they going to have to sell to [recoup] the losses of customers who they've offended and will no longer shop at Wal-Mart?"

Anna Gregoline | April 5, 2006
Seriously. It's a very popular movie that was in the running for Best Picture. Of course people want to see it, and buy it. Wal-Mart is about money, like all corporations.

I hate it too when people try to determine what others are allowed to see.

Jackie Mason | April 5, 2006
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