In Beijing, China, a man named Li sued his neighbor because the neighbor's mynah bird kept verbally abusing him. Li told the court that his neighbor had taught the bird to say, "Li is a bastard," and the bird had been repeating it for months. Go »
Last fall (link) we half-jokingly discussed the right of a husband â€— ok, me â€— to be absent from the delivery room while his wife gave birth if he doesn't have the stomach to watch. Now I'm even more convinced to wait outside: A Los Angeles man was kil Go »
Server Offline Tonight
Fyi, the server that hosts Funeratic will be offline from approximately 11pm to 1am EST tonight. There are some processes scheduled to happen at midnight, like a new goo in the goo game and merchant opportunities in the pirate game. Go »
Plus ÃƒÂ§a change...
When I first saw the poster for The Change-Up, it sounded like a reasonable idea for a movie: Bachelor and new daddy discuss each others' lives and think the grass is greener on the other side, then agree to trade places for a while, then learn something Go »
The Rainbow Kilt
There's a lot of talk about whether the heroine of Brave might be gay because she spends the movie rejecting male suitors. Apparently the fact that she's the child heroine of a kids' movie, and thus too young for romance, isn't obvious. Go »
How to Get a Government Research Grant
Scientists have revealed startling news: 'Dying in sleep' linked to sleep apnea (link) Wow! Next I bet they're going to link dying at the wheel of a car to driving. Go »
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