Cinematic Chefs

Scott Hardie | June 25, 2017
Kelly found a series of comic illustrations of film directors cooking meals. It's pretty fun.

Let's take turns adding more directors to the list. I'll start:

M. Night Shyamalan serves burgers and hot dogs at a cookout, only to reveal at the end that the meal was entirely vegan.

Steve West | June 25, 2017
Alfred Hitchcock serves turducken that eats itself.

Scott Hardie | June 25, 2017
The Wachowskis serve a florescent-neon-colored meal that looks like it's going to be exotic and delectable, but it leaves you feeling unsatisfied.

Samir Mehta | June 26, 2017
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Scott Hardie | June 26, 2017
Baz Luhrmann serves a small chicken breast covered with 3 different glazes and 14 different drizzles, and 7 garnishes on the plate.

Steve West | June 27, 2017
Jean-Luc Godard serves a chicken so bland it's shaped like tofu and those who eat it wish it were tofu.

Steve West | June 27, 2017
Quentin Tarantino serves blackened chicken, blackened pork and blackened beef describing it all with the "n" word on the menu hoping some influential diner will make him an honorary black man.

Steve West | June 27, 2017
Spielberg's chicken with cherry glaze is so sickeningly sweet that it put 50% of diners in a diabetic coma.

Samir Mehta | June 27, 2017
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Samir Mehta | June 27, 2017
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Samir Mehta | June 27, 2017
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Scott Hardie | June 27, 2017
JJ Abrams serves reheated leftovers from Steven Spielberg's restaurant, kept warm under a blindingly white heat lamp.