Since turning 50, I've had an annual colonoscopy (and a few before that). What has Steve said during these exams?

Can you hear me NOW?
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Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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Let me know if you find my dignity.
1 vote
You put your left hand in, you put you left hand out...
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Could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up there?
1 vote
Let me know if you find Amelia Earhart.
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Any signs of the trapped miners, Doc?
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All of the above.
3 votes

Steve West | October 30, 2021
I've resigned myself to the necessity of this procedure but MAN is it uncomfortable.

Scott Hardie | October 31, 2021
I haven't had the pleasure yet. If joking about it makes it more tolerable, at least it's easy to joke about.

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