Colonoscopy: Necessary Evil
Since turning 50, I've had an annual colonoscopy (and a few before that). What has Steve said during these exams?
Can you hear me NOW?
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Let me know if you find my dignity.
You put your left hand in, you put you left hand out...
Could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up there?
Let me know if you find Amelia Earhart.
Any signs of the trapped miners, Doc?
All of the above.
Scott Hardie | October 31, 2021
I haven't had the pleasure yet. If joking about it makes it more tolerable, at least it's easy to joke about.
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Steve West | October 30, 2021
I've resigned myself to the necessity of this procedure but MAN is it uncomfortable.