I've looked for help on this subject online, but to no avail, so I turn to you for assistance. I normally have my Internet Explorer windows maximized, but on the occasions when I don't, they're small square windows, about 60% the width and height of the total resolution. Go »
New Eating Disorder: French Fries and Plain Spaghetti
Even though 90% of what I eat these days comes out of a Lean Cuisine or Nutrisystem box, I still feel pity for adult picky eaters whose diets are limited to maybe a dozen plain items. Go »
Humane My Ass
So we got the new old cat today, formerly Sweetie, my grandmother's cat and then my mom's cat and now my cat, renamed Felicia. Go »
The Devil's Backbone
Kelly and Jackie and I saw this Spanish horror film last night. Very creepy and tense - this is what horror movies should be. Go »
Scott's Home Page, Version 7
Today I launched the newest version of my home page. That site needed a good cleaning-out. It's meant to be smaller and simpler now. Go »
Well, I had a first yesterday: The first time I've ever locked my keys in my car. My mom and I went to a furniture store in Sarasota so she could browse their warehouse sale. Go »
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