Wait a minute... Ellen Barkin and Ellen Burstyn are two different people? I've seen Burstyn pop up lately in Interstellar and House of Cards, and I kept thinking it's great that she's still getting roles, since she was such a sex symb Go »
A Beautiful Mind
I just watched Russell Crowe earn another Oscar. Not that I think he deserves to win. Go »
The Ten Best Films of 2005 That I Saw
Finally, finally, finally, I have completed my annual feature. (link) I enjoy writing it too much to hurry the process or to write less, so here it is, three weeks after New Years. Go »
Freedom of Sales Pitch
Does anyone here have enough knowledge of the law to know whether telemarketing really does qualify as protected free speech, as two judges recently ruled? It doesn't seem like it should. Go »
I saw Memento today with Jason and Kelly; their first time. (I go to lots of movies on vacation, especially when I'm going to see my mom in Florida. Go »
The Songs Remain the Same
Kelly and I have been keeping a mental list of songs that are pretty good, but that we never want to hear again, because we're sick of hearing them everywhere: Broadcast radio, online streaming, public places, friends' parties, et cetera. The Verve, "B Go »
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