Scott Hardie | April 12, 2002
Lori found a "What Simpsons character are you?" test. I'm Mr. Burns, she's Lisa. Anybody else?

Matthew Preston | April 12, 2002
I am Edna Krabappel...

Jackie Mason | April 12, 2002
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D. R. | April 13, 2002
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Anna Gregoline | April 13, 2002
Ha! I'm Mr. Burns!

Amy Austin | October 30, 2009
Lol... I just found this by accident -- never saw it before, but as it turns out... I am Lisa. Go figure.

Scott Hardie | October 30, 2009
I'm still Burns. I think it all comes down to that "ideal gift" question. I get a different outcome just by changing that answer and leaving the others the same. This makes me wonder about Matthew.

Aaron Shurtleff | October 30, 2009
*sigh* I'm Homer? :(

Steve West | October 30, 2009
Another Lisa here.

Samir Mehta | October 30, 2009
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Denise Sawicki | October 30, 2009
Homer. I'm not too pleased with that either, Aaron.

Amy Austin | October 30, 2009
Lol... what a find. *fingers together* Excellent.

I don't know, Scott -- I took it again and only changed that one answer each time... and I was Lisa three out of four times. The other time I was Barney... which sort of figures, really. Probably ought to have been the right answer all along... but I'm not that big on beer -- least of all a Duff. ;-p

And hey... Homer has some great and charming qualities, y'all (dropped that one down just for Jackie, as requested, so that she may admire my "cute accent" online) -- he's also probably the most self-critical of the bunch, when you think about it, hm?

Truthfully, I don't know why on earth I didn't turn out to be Patty Bouvier -- one of Marge's MacGyver-obsessed twin sisters... I've always been mad about Mac. Must be the fact that I don't smoke. And I'd be lucky to have a goddamn job at the DMV, hmph.

Steve Dunn | October 30, 2009
I am Lisa. I knew this in advance, since she's in band and I'm a tranny.

Amy Austin | October 30, 2009
Awesome... another one for next year.

Steve Dunn | October 30, 2009
You were in band, too?

Amy Austin | October 30, 2009
No... but I'm a tranny -- or haven't you heard?

Steve West | October 30, 2009
Bratender! Wonderbras all around for my friends.

Aaron Shurtleff | October 30, 2009
Goo Con 3 is shaping up to be full of awesome! :)

Amy Austin | October 30, 2009
Shaping up or shipping out... I'm not sure which.

All I can say is... everybody better bring an outfit worthy of Rock Band.

Steve Dunn | October 30, 2009
No... but I'm a tranny -- or haven't you heard?

I heard. I was trying to make a joke.

GooCon3 sounds like a plan, but I warn you in advance I'm throwing Steve West and Aaron Shurtleff in the pool. West for toppling my tower. Shurtleff on general principle.

Aaron Shurtleff | October 30, 2009
I'll bring the DB outfit. It works in every situation. :)

Amy Austin | October 30, 2009
I got your joke, Steve. I just decided to lob back gently instead of delivering the more questionable in taste comments about playing non-musical instruments. Sorry for underestimating your taste in low-brow, bro. I can always step it up. Or drag it down. ;-)

Aaron Shurtleff | October 30, 2009
Pfft! Steve West might be a skinny stick of a man, but you're going to find that a man of my "stature" is difficult to throw around, Mr. Dunn!

Amy Austin | October 30, 2009
Pfft... I'm sure Mr. Dunn is up to the challenge... and knows well enough where to enlist help if he isn't.

Aaron Shurtleff | October 30, 2009
...you BITCH! Selling me out to the enemy?! There shall be a reckoning!!

Amy Austin | October 30, 2009
Tomorrow at 3:30, I believe.

Aaron Shurtleff | October 30, 2009
...oh
...no
...you
...DIDN'T!!!

Please see video above!

Lori Lancaster | October 31, 2009
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Amy Austin | October 31, 2009
Trannies are awesome. Tranny boobs? Not so much.

Chris Lemler | October 31, 2009
Lisa Here too :) No surprise there......LOL

Amy Austin | October 31, 2009
Sigh... I just can't bring myself to start a whole new discussion for this day of "reckoning" -- some dogs got beaten pretty badly today, and... well, I'm not Michael Vick after all. Or Mr. Burns. ;-)

Aaron Shurtleff | November 1, 2009
:P


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