I'll Never Understand...

Scott Hardie | October 6, 2004
(Fill in the rest of the sentence.)

...Laundry. My dryer apparent cannot dry my clothes completely in one cycle even when set for maximum heat and time. I thought I was overloading it, but this happens even when I wash only one outfit to wear the next day. And yet this morning, after drying a brand new cotton shirt on the lowest heat setting, I discovered it had shrunk. Can an electric appliance have a sense of humor?

Anna Gregoline | October 6, 2004
No, but they can be malicious.

Kris Weberg | October 6, 2004
blue raspberry. why blue? and why everywhere?

Lori Lancaster | October 6, 2004
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Melissa Erin | October 6, 2004
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Anna Gregoline | October 6, 2004
Sabotaging a machine so you could fill your apartment with water? People don't even make sense sometimes.

Dave Stoppenhagen | October 6, 2004
From what my parents have said i used to eat them right off the bush when I was barely walking, haven't been able to eat them fresh since. Love Black Raspberry jam though.

Melissa Erin | October 6, 2004
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Kris Weberg | October 6, 2004
I'd eat them off the bush, but I know what they spray them with to keep those bugs off. Trust me, you'd be better off accidentally biting into the bugs than the bug spray.

Scott Hardie | October 6, 2004
Doesn't anybody want to fill in the rest of the sentence?

Lori Lancaster | October 6, 2004
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Steve West | October 7, 2004
...that number of hot dogs per pack vs. that number of hot dog buns per pack thing.

Anna Gregoline | October 7, 2004
There is lots I don't understand.

I don't understand how people on the train cannot conceptualize the idea of personal space, and that they should keep their body/bag/coat on their side of the seat.

I don't understand exactly how I gained so much weight. Where did it come from, how do I lose it? I know, I know. But it's tough.

I don't understand people who go mountain climbing.

I don't understand how to save money. It's just not working for me.

I don't understand why someone at work had to take down a poster of a beautiful piece of artwork because it featured a naked man (all pertinent parts were well covered, believe me).

I don't understand what my cat is looking at sometimes.

And of course...

I don't understand how people could vote for Bush after all he's done and not done.

I could type more, but I'd be here all night.

Lori Lancaster | October 7, 2004
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Jackie Mason | October 7, 2004
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Melissa Erin | October 7, 2004
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Anna Gregoline | October 7, 2004
Melissa, you are a LOT more moderate than you give yourself credit for. I know you won't ever convert and be a liberal, but you at least consider the other side, which is commendable. And I think on our few discussions you've seen my points, at least, perhaps not enough to agree with them, but still.

Melissa Erin | October 7, 2004
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Jackie Mason | October 7, 2004
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