I hope the holiday is a happy one for you. Do you have any good memories of Valentines Days past to share? Go »
And It's a Fucking Salad Buffet, Too!
There are thousands of ways in which being fat is hard and/or unpleasant in this world, and I re-encountered one of them earlier tonight: The service you get at all-you-can-eat buffets. My mom took me to Sweet Tomatoes, which is an all-you-can-eat place Go »
Holla Back Yo
I tell ya, to me, pure juxtaposition is pure comedy. Check out these cell phone ads for women and for men. Go »
Down and Out in Kenya
In the news: "In Mombasa, Kenya, a woman was using an open-pit latrine when her cell phone slipped out of her pocket and down into the muck. Desperate to get it back, she announced that she would pay 1,000 shillings (about $13) to anyone who would dive i Go »
So Long, Mr. Ritter
Associated Press is reporting the death of John Ritter last night from a undiagnosed heart condition. (Here's the story, lest you think I was dreaming again.) Go »
Okay, I know I post about spam too often. I have this love-hate relationship with it: Even though I hate getting it more than I can express in words, I continually find myself either amused by the content of it or impressed by the techniques that it uses. Go »
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