There are thousands of ways in which being fat is hard and/or unpleasant in this world, and I re-encountered one of them earlier tonight: The service you get at all-you-can-eat buffets. My mom took me to Sweet Tomatoes, which is an all-you-can-eat place Go »
Long Live the '90s
Now that Jurassic World has been an enormous hit, and Go »
Excellently made movie, balancing action scenes with serious ethical questions and never dropping the tension level. There are also virtually no holes in the very complicated plot, except maybe for Cruise's character still having system access when he sho Go »
Who's on a Leash Now?
In New York, a judge has granted a restraining order to a dog beaten by its owner's friend. (link) Punishment aside, what can a restraining order accomplish that couldn't be done by the owner not letting the bastard come over any more? Go »
From the Backyard to the Bedroom
Pets in Colorado could soon be elevated to the status of "companion" instead of just "property" if a new state law passes, according to a Denver Post article. This means that mourning owners could file lawsuits for "loss of companionship" for up to $100,0 Go »
Happy Tenth, Goo Game
I can't believe it's been a decade. I didn't think the game would last until summer, let alone this long, with no signs of stopping. Go »
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