A new business called MoviePass (I can't think that without hearing Milla Jovovich's voice) is soon to allow filmgoers to see unlimited movies in theaters for $50/month. This sounds targeted towards hardcore movie fans, also known as young people with dis Go »
There's trouble in the Big Brother house: One of the contestants has called autistic people "retards," saying it's ok because "I work with them all day," and has set off a firestorm of protest from autism foundations. (link) What I wonder is: At a press c Go »
Dispatch from the Front
The war on mice continues. I thought I eliminated the little fucker that liked the sink, but it turns out it wasn't the same mouse every time. Go »
Is That Resting in Peace?
In Sydney, Australia, a grieving widow says she has had her husband's ashes sewn into her breast implants. A newspaper reports that she made the decision after her 26-year-old husband, who she had just married, was killed in a car accident. Go »
The Big One
Consider a few of our synonyms for "fat": overweight, overstuffed, overfed, overblown, overproportioned; tubby, chubby, and flubby; full-figured, pot-bellied, thick-set, big-boned, well-girthed, lard-assed, gravitationally-advantaged; abundant, copious, p Go »
State of the Site: May 2015
Here's another summary of where we are and where we're going in the next few months. Every single change mentioned in the last announcement is complete. Most importantly, Funeratic Go »
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