Bill Valentine suggested that I use DCONN on my mice. I leave it around the mouse trails, let them eat it, and it slowly absorbs all of the moisture in their body, killing them and drying up their bodies so that there's no stench. Go »
I've been angry and depressed for days since the shooting in Orlando. Nothing seems to matter. People ask me how I'm doing, and I can't say, "Who cares? Go »
Computer programming is usually an exact science: The software does precisely what you tell it to do, and errors are your fault. But every once in a while, the software misbehaves for reasons beyond your ability to diagnose – the code is right, the mach Go »
Rush Hour 2
I saw Rush Hour 2 tonight with Kelly, Ryan, and Brenda. Ryan loves Chris Tucker, while Kelly hates him, so I guess they sort of canceled each other out. Go »
Hasta La Vista
Governor Schwarzenegger – four years now and that phrase still doesn't sound right – sparked controversy for suggesting that Latino immigrants to this country improve their academic performance by learning English the way he did, watching American tel Go »
I just wanted to thank you all for contributing to this weblog. There have been times where I've been the only contributor for long stretches, and times when only Derek or Matt or Jackie helped me. Go »
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