Pork: The Other White Meat
What should the Pork Industry's new slogan be?
Scott Hardie | March 17, 2011
The new slogan is so generic and arbitrary. Some friends and I had fun riffing on what other slogans the food industry could come up with, like:
"Bananas: Be Kind to Your Elders"
"Cashews: Posture Matters"
"Rye Bread: Get Enough Sleep"
That went on for fifteen increasingly weird minutes. I guess pork did inspire us.
Steve West | March 17, 2011
Slogans for other products:
Bran: Because Nobody Wants A Semicolon.
LSD: Flashbacks Help You Remember the Blackouts
ExLax: Better Than A Weapons Grade Suppository
Midol: When Your Hissy Fits Are Only Three Minutes Apart
The USPS: More Job Security Than Barry Bonds' Live-In Pharmacist
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Steve West | March 5, 2011
In an effort to increase sales which have been slipping for the last two decades, the National Pork Board has unveiled it's new campaign slogan - Pork Be inspired. This is intended to convey its unique flavor and versatility. All it gets from me is a raging yawn.
In a related story, five new inductees were elected to the Meat Hall of Fame.
As an interesting side note, the more famous Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame shares an inductee with the lesser known Hall in Tommy Lee. Thanks Scoop.