Saving Scottie Ho

Jackie Mason | August 7, 2006
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Scott Hardie | August 7, 2006
Would this be a bad time to start that discussion about sheep-fucking I've been thinking about?

Jackie Mason | August 8, 2006
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Scott Horowitz | August 8, 2006
Jackie, You're just awesome!!!! I got to say I got worried when I saw this, I thought i was in trouble, but thanks


:)

Kris Weberg | August 8, 2006
Scott Hardie's comment reminds me of an old joke:

An anthropologist was visiting a small European enclave, and he encountered an old man at the outskirts of town. Seeing his opportunity, the anthropologist asked the old man if he knows anything about the history of the area.

"Know anything? I created most of the landmarks, 'round here, not that you'd know from what people say about me!"

"Oh? What all did you do?"

"See that fence over there? I built it, and every other fence in town! But do they call me Torvald the Fence-Builder? No!

The old man then pointed angrily across the road at a massive barn.

"And I raised that barn, all by myself, in a single day, and four more like it! But do they call me Torvald the Barn-Raiser? Nooooo!"

Torvald then grabbed the anthropologist, and dragged him over to a grazing area with huge culverts dug around it

"And I dug those ditches, and the ditches for all the roads within ten miles, but do they call me Torvald the ditch-digger? Noooooooo!"

He spat at the ground, then pointed at the livestock grazing there.

"But if you fuck ONE sheep..."

Scott Horowitz | August 8, 2006
Does anyone else find it funny that a discussion started to change the conversation from child molestion wound up on interspecies erotica???

Scott Hardie | August 9, 2006
Well, TC did once have a discussion about barstool-fucking. Did I say there were still taboos in this country?

Steve Dunn | August 9, 2006
I resent that! The barstool and I made sweet, sweet love.

Amy Austin | August 9, 2006
ulghh!!!

Lori Lancaster | August 9, 2006
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Aaron Shurtleff | August 9, 2006
Oddly enough, I just watched the bad movie "Can't Hardly Wait" which featured the classic (to me) lines (which I will undoubtedly misquote, but the gist of it is there):

"That's OK. I told everyone you were a dendrophiliac!"
"What's a dendrophiliac?"
"A person that fucks trees."

I guess loving wood is becoming more and more mainstream! ;)

Lori Lancaster | August 9, 2006
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John E Gunter | August 10, 2006
Yes, morning wood is nice, just ask my wife!

Wonk, wonk, wonk!

Hey, if Lori can do it, so can I! LOL!

Aaron Shurtleff | August 10, 2006
There was a "skit" on Robot Chicken about morning wood! Here's a (vaguely accurate) quote!

"Hello. I'm Bruce Campbell, and I can't start my day without waxing my morning wood."

Actual quote by the real Bruce Campbell!

I need to do more than throw quotes around. :(

Scott Hardie | August 11, 2006
Would I be sharing trivia that everyone in the universe knows already if I mentioned that the characters in Office Space lived in "Morningwood Apartments" as a reference to Beavis and Butt-head?

Amy Austin | August 11, 2006
Nope. Either that, or I'm not in the universe... ;-p Love that movie and hadn't even noticed! Funny. ;-D