Scott Hardie | July 1, 2002
Man, I don't usually write about my dreams here, but I had an awesome one last night. A friend and I were captured by some rich Euro pig for accidentally interfering in his drug-trafficking empire. We had to break out of the dungeon under his opulent mansion, and we went all the way - breaking guards' necks, using C4 on sealed doorways, et cetera. At one point we arrived on the third story balcony and saw his private yacht departing from the pier, so we had to grab ropes and swing out over the entire dock and land on the deck of the ship and fight more guards. I don't know what I did to deserve a dream like this, but the universe was rewarding me for something.

Jackie Mason | July 3, 2002
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