That's a lot of white. It gets me thinking: Today would have been a really great day to announce this year's GooCon in sunny Florida. Go »
Pig Helps Ducks
A minor news item from Vancouver today: When a family of ducklings fell down a Vancouver sewer grate their mother did what any parent would do. She got help from a passing police officer. Go »
WSJ finally speaks honestly about the partisan divide that is tearing our country apart: Paper towels vs electric hand dryers. Go »
Assignment: South Park
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Create yourself as a South Park character and send me the image at firstname.lastname@example.org. I'll post them here. Go »
Didn't You Always Hate That One Friend of Yours Who Couldn't Keep His/Her Mouth Shut?
Actual news story: In Trenton, New Jersey, several teenage boys were hanging around an old run-down house when they decided to see what it was like inside. The house was empty, but the boys started imagining that it might have a secret passage somewhere. Go »
Scott's Pet Peeve #9360
I am annoyed when restaurants do not mention that their food is spicy. Kelly wanted steak yesterday, and there's an Outback around the corner, so we went there for dinner. The menu described a dish as "wood-fire grilled chicken and shrimp over fettucci Go »
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