"I have a medical condition that causes this. Do you have a medical condition that causes you to be a bitch?" What do you wish you had said at the time to a childhood bully? Go »
If anyone reading this is a "birther," then I sincerely apologize for the condescension to come. I try to be a fair person, but I'm just no longer willing to give birthers the benefit of the doubt. Go »
Evil Down Under
Aaron Fischer sent me an evil link. You've probably seen the type before. Go »
I thought it was allergies, but it's still with me now in the morning, so I guess it's a cold. My throat feels like I've been swallowing razor blades all night. Go »
Lord of the Rings
Saw it today. Haven't been able to get it out of my mind since. Go »
If you could magically render one household chore unnecessary forevermore, which would you choose? Go »
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