15-V-2016 or OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!
by Aaron Shurtleff on May 15, 2016

Someone on Facebook just quoted Caddyshack, and the quote included the name Mitch Cumstein.
THE LEGEND OF MITCHELL CUMSTEIN IS REAL!!!!!!!
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