23-VIII-2008 or Seen On T-shirt
by Aaron Shurtleff on August 23, 2008

This is not a great day for writing for me, as the loyal readers may or may not remember. I leave you with this phrase I saw on a t-shirt today:
Life is like a jalapeno pepper. What you do today can burn your ass tomorrow.
MiracleASSassin
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