20-II-2007 or Holy crap!
by Aaron Shurtleff on February 20, 2007

This is a most Holy of Holy days!!! I finally got a GOO before anyone else!! I'm #1! WOOHOO!!!
Now to wait for everyone else to get it... :)
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24-VI-2019 or Your move!
So, some of my co-workers (though technically subordinates, but I hate those kinds of terms) went digging around on the interwebs and found me here on Funeratic. They said I should write more blog posts because they are great. Ok. Go »
26-VIII-2008 or Furious Ranting (nfsw)
This is a quick hit for you all. AND I SERIOUSLY THE ONLY PERSON IN AMERICA WHO DOESN'T GIVE A RAT'S SMELLY ASS WHAT THE CANDIDATE'S WIVES THINK?! I DON'T CARE ABOUT MICHELLE OBAMA, AND I CANNOT FATHOM ANYONE VOTING BASED ON ANYTHING SHE THINKS. Go »
12-VII-2008 or Furious Ranting
Warning! I'll be trying to watch my language, but I make no promises. Keep children and people with low tolerance for profanity away. Go »
6-IX-2007 or Not again! :(
I really really really hate birthdays! Just a reminder that you've been around another year, and that your time is shorter by 365 days (or so). :( I'm cranky like that. Go »
18-VII-2007 or Three Days In A Row?
I know! I don't believe it either! And to all the haters out there, I got my hater-blockers on! Go »









