20-II-2007 or Holy crap!
by Aaron Shurtleff on February 20, 2007

This is a most Holy of Holy days!!! I finally got a GOO before anyone else!! I'm #1! WOOHOO!!!
Now to wait for everyone else to get it... :)
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23-VIII-2006 or Please think for me, I can't bear to.
Work is going to kill me! I've been out in the sun too long. I need a quick break. Go »
23-VIII-2008 or Seen On T-shirt
This is not a great day for writing for me, as the loyal readers may or may not remember. I leave you with this phrase I saw on a t-shirt today: Life is like a jalapeno pepper. What you do today can burn your ass tomorrow. Go »
24&25-III-2008 or It's probably too late to post...
but when has that stopped me? GooCon sounds awesome! I hope a lot of people come! Go »
8-VIII-2021 or I know! I was shocked too!!
My favorite trampolinist (Dong Dong...who else would it be?) only got the silver medal this year? Go »
25-IV-2007 or Ze pearl is in ze river
That's a quote from a weird movie I saw back in the day. I think it had Chevy Chase and more vertically challenged people than I can count (including the famous Billy Barty!). The details are sketchy at this point, but I believe there was a secret message to be passed to the person who gave the code phrase, "The pearl is in the river." Go »