20-II-2007 or Holy crap!
by Aaron Shurtleff on February 20, 2007

This is a most Holy of Holy days!!! I finally got a GOO before anyone else!! I'm #1! WOOHOO!!!
Now to wait for everyone else to get it... :)
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30-VI-2009 or Is it wrong to be happy?
I take joy in finding out that the ex that f-ed around on me 3 times while we were dating now appears to be divorced from the first guy she married, and is now apparently married to the guy she f-ed around with all three times we were dating. I am happy because a) she obviously really really liked the guy and b) now I know that it really was her, and not me. I beat the sh!t Go »
12-VII-2009 or Dance With The Dead In My Dreams
Hey, everybody! Long time, no hear! How are you all doing today? Go »
18-VII-2007 or Three Days In A Row?
I know! I don't believe it either! And to all the haters out there, I got my hater-blockers on! Go »
25-IV-2008 or Seedy Underground
Here it is, at great risk to my personal safety. A photo of what goes on in the seedy underground world of adult Kickball. If you are squeamish, you might not want to look at this picture... Go »
17-I-2007 or Henry Rollins ain't got nothing on me!
So, the results are in, and I'm still walking the streets, so that's good...maybe. I really should have seen this coming, but I did exceptional on the test...sort of. Go »