3-VIII-2007 or Kickball Follies | Tragic Comedy

I think there might be a few pictures of me from the after-kickball party. If so, I'll give a handy link (since I don't know how to post them here...), in case anyone wants to see what drunk people who play kickball look like! :)

I've gotten quite the reputation for massacring Bon Jovi! This week's victim was "It's My Life". Next week, I think I've got a duet worked out!! Another girl on my team will sing the Richie Sambora parts while I sing the Jon Bon Jovi parts. This can only go bad, but I can't resist!!!! Details to follow!

Oh, and we lost 2-1. It was close, but it had rained all day, so as soon as we had one slip on the wet grass (and one questionable call), we got scored on. (heh...Your Mom got scored on!)

Otherwise, a good day! :)

Song of the Day! "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi. :D

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14-VII-2009 or Oh. Didn't I Mention That??

Ha! I just saw the funniest thing, but I shouldn't make mention of it, since it involves images of me online on Youtube cursing and being a total dick. It's real funny, but of course, if I speak of it, or name the event, then everyone will see me being a weirdo, and they might think that's really how I roll. Go »

30-III-2007 or Happy Days are here again!

I watched a re-run of Happy Days on TV last night. Nothing to get excited about. Betcha thought I had some good news to share. Go »

22-II-2007 or Speaking of crap...

I wrestled with not saying this, but I've been transparent about everything thus far, so here's the latest medical drama. I getting a colonoscopy tomorrow. That involves a lot of "cleansing" this evening, and a lot of I can't eat anything today and tomorrow. Go »

28-VII-2008 or Why Did I Read That??

OK, here's the story: My wife and I went to see X-Files: I Want To Believe this weekend. I was considering putting up a review, but now I cannot. Why, you ask? Go »

19-IV-2008 or Short But Sweet

I just sent Scott an e-mail with a new picture for the site. It's not the best, but it's more accurate of what I look like. Song of the day: "Short But Sweet" by M.O.D. Go »

13-VII-2019 or Inappropriate Humor

Good day. I am still really exhausted from my work trip, so another short one. If I were to say only the punchline of an inappropriate joke, assuming said punchline was not itself inappropriate in this out of context way, would it be the same as if I had said the joke? Go »