A Friend Received This Fortune in His Fortune Cookie
by Scott Hardie on September 15, 2006

"Wow! A secret message from your teeth."
Two Replies to A Friend Received This Fortune in His Fortune Cookie
Scott Hardie | September 23, 2006
Can't wait to see that one in a fortune cookie.
Logical Operator
The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »

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Jackie Mason | September 16, 2006
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