Even Action Jeans Can't Help These Guys
by Steve West on August 29, 2007

Kung Fu movie auditions of martial art knuckleheads. The face falling guy with the nunchakus remains my favorite but the first guy is a close second. He knocks over a dummy that's not moving and in his own mind is a karate champion. What a look of self-gratification, arms lifted Rocky style (I could hear the theme music).
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