GQ: 3 for the Ladies, 1 for the Gay Guys
by Jackie Mason on November 27, 2008

Scott Hardie | November 27, 2008
Obama is still the only one I have a man-crush on.

Tony Peters | November 27, 2008
I figured you were talking about Leo for the gay guys

Jackie Mason | November 27, 2008
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Amy Austin | November 27, 2008
I didn't recognize it was him, because it's about the worst picture I've seen of him. The state of undress is probably just a matter of habit and an underscoring of his athletic body, rather than an attempt to target anybody -- after all... how much else is he wearing in most other pics??? And from what I can tell, he likes wearing his pants gangsta' style. Again... I think he's just used to that nearly naked feeling. But that cover photo makes him look like the only guy on earth with a chin that could kick Jay Leno's -- good Lord!!!

Aaron Shurtleff | November 28, 2008
Not that this matters to anyone but me (maybe), but Peter Steele, the lead singer of Type O Negative posed nude for Playgirl, then was rumored to have regretted it when he found that, rather than attract more girls to his concerts, he attracted more gay men. Possibly not true, but too funny a rumor to not pass along. :)

Jackie Mason | December 1, 2008
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Amy Austin | December 1, 2008
With a name like Peter Steele, he is asking for a gay following!

Word.

Steve West | December 1, 2008
I'm considering changing my name to Steven Bonesteel so I too can have a gay following. I want my own entourage of mincing minions. I could use the fashion advice. Generalissimo Archduke von Bonesteel. I'm likin' it the more I hear it.

Amy Austin | December 1, 2008
LOL...can I just call you Gabby, for short?

Steve West | December 1, 2008
Nein! Zat would be mutinous, nicht wahr?

Amy Austin | December 1, 2008
Sorry, Gabby... but that German accent clinches it.

Steve West | December 1, 2008
Ach du lieber, Hosenscheisser! Translation: Oh, Heavens poopypants

Amy Austin | December 1, 2008
Oh, you know Dr. Poopypants, too? Oh, wait... it was Dr./Cap'n Iggy Kookypants... my mistake.