Halloween Short Clips
by Steve West on October 9, 2008

Mark Gervais created this film for Halloween to be broadcast on a home's window. If I saw this in my neighborhood, it would really creep me out and I would give the house a wide berth. Then I'd come back later and watch it a dozen times.
Hallowindow I
Hallowindow II
This is a bizarre clip from The Flintstones in which Barney appears to make a penis joke. If this is dubbed, it's seamless. I have no idea what the original context of the show was so I don't exactly know why he says what he says.
Three Replies to Halloween Short Clips
Tony Peters | October 10, 2008
I'm trying to figure out where I can do the window and what I need for it
Jackie Mason | October 11, 2008
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Amy Austin | October 9, 2008
Awesome. On all *three* counts... eheheheheh