Driftwood Horses
by Steve West on September 25, 2007

I walk along the beach and I see firewood and that opening scene from Jaws. This lady sees
Three Replies to Driftwood Horses
Steve West | September 26, 2007
I have absolutely no doubt.
Amy Austin | September 28, 2007
Pretty sweet!
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Anna Gregoline | September 26, 2007
There is one of these in Evanston near the theatre we go to. It's stunning.