She Can Really Whip a Donkey's Ass with a Belt
by Scott Hardie on September 8, 2007
I hate the Black-Eyed Peas. You hate the Black-Eyed Peas. But Alanis Morissette really hates the Black-Eyed Peas. (Thanks, Kelly!)
Four Replies to She Can Really Whip a Donkey's Ass with a Belt
Kelly Lee | September 9, 2007
Yeah, I've had that in my head alllll night.
My humps...my humps...
Amy Austin | September 9, 2007
...and you don't want no drama... no, no drama, no, no, no drama...
Priceless.
Lori Lancaster | September 10, 2007
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The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »
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Amy Austin | September 9, 2007
I had to watch that one twice! ;-DDD