Worst Pun Ever
by Steve West on November 11, 2012
Recent conversation with Brenda.
Brenda: What are you grilling for dinner?
me: Wookie steak.
Brenda: I've never had that. Is it any good?
me: It's a little Chewy.
Brenda: (5 seconds later) That is the worst joke ever.
me: (mentally pumping fist)
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