Top Ten Top 10
by Steve West on December 11, 2007

Letterman has practically made a career out of his "Top 10" Lists. I'm shocked he doesn't have the copyright. He does, at least unofficially, as anyone who does anything similar immediately brings thoughts of him to mind. Homer's is pretty good but Hillary's delivery almost made me fall asleep just like the first time I saw it.
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