Comedy
These goos are from the Comedy category, people famous for stand-up comedy and other forms of humor. Browse another way.
Al Franken
This humorist has used a variety of media to get out his message, including satirical books, television sketch comedy, talk radio, and the United States Senate. Go »
Alfred E. Neuman
Boys and girls, I'm a new man. Go »
Amy Schumer
This comedian wasn't the last one standing, and now she's about to wreck the train on her inside track. Go »
Andy Dick
This comedian's TV career came to a notorious end when his NewsRadio co-stars found him to be worse than a dick. Go »
Andy Kaufman
if you believed... Go »
Aziz Ansari
starring in a hit sitcom means never having to say you're sorry Go »
Bert Kreischer
This stand-up comic is such a party machine that a movie was made about his endless college partying. Go »
Bo Burnham
He stayed busy during the pandemic by using his inside voice to record a new comedy special. Go »
Bob Hope
Somehow, I hope this golf-loving comedian is still up there entertaining departed troops. Go »
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
"Well, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team." "Look, if you're the coach, you must know all the players." "I certainly do." "Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team." "Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names." "You mean funny names?" "Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean..." "His brother Daffy." "Daffy Dean..." "And their French cousin." "French?" "Goofé." "Goofé Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third..." "That's what I want to find out." "I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third." "Are you the manager?" "Yes." "You gonna be the coach too?" "Yes." "And you don't know the fellows' names?" "Well I should." "Well then who's on first?" "Yes." "I mean the fellow's name." "Who." "The guy on first." "Who." "The first baseman." "Who." "The guy playing..." "Who is on first!" "I'm asking YOU who's on first." "That's the man's name." "That's who's name?" "Yes." "Well go ahead and tell me." "That's it." "That's who?" "Yes." "Look, you gotta first baseman?" "Certainly." "Who's playing first?" "That's right." "When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?" "Every dollar of it." "All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base." "Who." "The guy that gets..." "That's it." "Who gets the money..." "He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it." "Who's wife?" "Yes." "What's wrong with that?" "Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?" "Who." "The guy." "Who." "How does he sign..." "That's how he signs it." "Who?" "Yes." "All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base." "No. What is on second base." "I'm not asking you who's on second." "Who's on first." "One base at a time!" "Well, don't change the players around." "I'm not changing nobody!" "Take it easy, buddy." "I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?" "That's right." "Ok." "All right." "What's the guy's name on first base?" "No. What is on second." "I'm not asking you who's on second." "Who's on first." "I don't know." "He's on third, we're not talking about him." "Now how did I get on third base?" "Why you mentioned his name." "If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?" "No. Who's playing first." "What's on first?" "What's on second." "I don't know." "He's on third." "There I go, back on third again!" "Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it." "All right, what do you want to know?" "Now who's playing third base?" "Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?" "What am I putting on third." "No. What is on second." "You don't want who on second?" "Who is on first." "I don't know. Third base!" "Look, you gotta outfield?" "Sure." "The left fielder's name?" "Why." "I just thought I'd ask you." "Well, I just thought I'd tell ya." "Then tell me who's playing left field." "Who's playing first." "I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?" "No, What is on second." "I'm not asking you who's on second." "Who's on first!" "I don't know. Third base!" "The left fielder's name?" "Why." "Because!" "Oh, he's centerfield." "Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?" "Sure." "The pitcher's name?" "Tomorrow." "You don't want to tell me today?" "I'm telling you now." "Then go ahead." "Tomorrow!" "What time?" "What time what?" "What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?" "Now listen. Who is not pitching." "I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?" "What's on second." "I don't know. Third base!" "Gotta a catcher?" "Certainly." "The catcher's name?" "Today." "Today, and tomorrow's pitching." "Now you've got it." "All we got is a couple of days on the team." "You know I'm a catcher too." "So they tell me." "I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?" "Now that's the first thing you've said right." "I don't even know what I'm talking about!" "That's all you have to do." "Is to throw the ball to first base." "Yes!" "Now who's got it?" "Naturally." "Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?" "Naturally." "Who?" "Naturally." "Naturally?" "Naturally." "So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally." "No you don't, you throw the ball to Who." "Naturally." "That's different." "That's what I said." "You're not saying it..." "I throw the ball to Naturally." "You throw it to Who." "Naturally." "That's it." "That's what I said!" "You ask me." "I throw the ball to who?" "Naturally." "Now you ask me." "You throw the ball to Who?" "Naturally." "That's it." "Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!" "What?" "I said I don't give a darn!" "Oh, that's our shortstop." Go »
Carlos Mencia
You have to be retarded if you can't recognize this race-minded comedian. Go »
Carrot Top
This prop comic is widely associated with an orange vegetable. Go »
Cheech Marin
This Californian county is up in smoke. Go »
Chris Farley
This 90's SNL alum will always be remembered for his wild antics and hoarse yelling voice. May he RIP in the big van down by the river in the sky. Go »
Chris Rock
This comedian rocked the Oscars with his bigger & blacker material. Go »
Chris Rock
He discovered his greatest success as a standup comic after everybody hated his rocky start on Saturday Night Live. Go »
Curly Howard
"Woo woo woo" and "nyuk nyuk nyuk" meant $$$ for this knucklehead. Go »
Dane Cook
He's not a chef from Denmark. Go »
Daniel Tosh
I hope Funeratic doesn't wind up on his show Go »
Dave Barry
I swear I'm not making this up, this Miami humorist is in big trouble. Go »
Dave Chappelle
You'd have to be crazy not to recognize this star: He's not Rick James, bitch, but he plays him on TV. Go »
David Sedaris
This scion of a talented family recently faced diabetes. Go »
David Sedaris
He talks real pretty on public radio, exposing his family's naked secrets. Go »
Denis Leary
This foul-mouthed, frequently angry Boston-Irish comic was a strange choice to cast in a children's movie, playing a Sabretooth tiger in a historical Ice Age. Go »
Denis Leary
This Boston-Irish comic with the (foul) motor mouth spent years playing a firefighter and a sabretooth tiger. Go »
Doug Benson
This stoner has rolled into such venues as trailer parks, courts, and yachts in order to get super-high. Go »
Ellen DeGeneres
Lies and self-medication are no way to find happiness. This chipper comedian, talk show host, and wife of Portia de Rossi prefers to dance instead. Go »
Ellen DeGeneres
I can't remember if this talk show host was funnier while she was still in the closet. Go »
Gallagher
This stand-up comic became a smash hit when he parodied the Veg-O-Matic with a much messier food invention of his own. Go »
Garry Shandling
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George Carlin
This counterculture comedian's best-known bit involved the seven dirty words you couldn't say on television, so he certainly didn't say them when he hosted the very first episode of what became Saturday Night Live. Go »
Gilbert Gottfried
This comedian has lent his scratchy, grating voice to three fictional birds. Go »
Hari Kondabolu
This stand-up comic and podcaster of Indian descent is so passionate about how race is portrayed in mainstream American media that he has forced a reckoning over a popular Simpsons character. Go »
Jackie Mason
This ordained rabbi's controversial comedy plays like chicken soup for the funny bone. Go »
Janeane Garofalo
Nobody knows the truth about this bitingly funny woman: She hates herself. Go »
Jerry Seinfeld
This New Yorker was a stand-up comedian, sitcom star, master of his domain, yada yada yada... Go »
Jerry Stiller
He's best remembered for his relationships with his TV son Jason Alexander, his TV daughter Leah Remini, his real son Ben Stiller, and his real wife Anne Meara. Go »
Jim Gaffigan
This comic is celebrated for being clean, Catholic, and culinary. Go »
Jo Koy
Releasing an Easter movie in late summer is in keeping with this Filipino comedian's offbeat timing, which includes dating Chelsea Handler long after being a regular on her talk show. Go »
Joan Rivers
There's something about yesterday's Oscars that makes me gag. Go »
John Belushi
Even fraternity brothers get the Blues. Go »
John Mulaney
He graduated from Saturday Night Live writer to four-time host. As an actor, he's a spectacular ham, which may be why his eponymous sitcom failed. Go »
John Oliver
He used to be on daily every night, but now he's on last week this Sunday. Go »
Joseph Gatto
This New Yorker was one of the tenderloins except for when this person was a fool for joining TruTV. Go »
Karl Pilkington
circular-headed former radio buffoon, obsessed with Chimp Journalism Go »
Kathleen Madigan
This St. Louis comedian has made critics mad again with her blue-collar pride. Go »
Kathy Griffin
Even a D-list celebrity is famous enough to goo. Go »
Kevin Hart
This little comedian has a big ♥. Go »
Kevin Meaney
He's the nicest guy you'll ever mee... uh... no... that's not right... Go »
Larry the Cable Guy
best comic on cable TV Go »
Lewis Black
He might be less angry if he put cream and sugar in his coffee. Go »
Lewis Black
If comedians call obscenity on stage "working blue," would it be appropriate to call angry ranting on stage "working black?" Go »
Lily Tomlin
She's been a secretary to Martin Sheen and Dabney Coleman, but at least she got to boss Candice Bergen around. And that's the truth! Go »
Louis C.K.
easy name to fit on the matinée Go »
Lucille Ball
I love this goo because watching her classic sitcom was always a ball. Go »
Margaret Cho
You don't date Quentin Tarantino and stay all-American. Go »
Maria Bamford
funny voices help her jokes hit the target Go »
Matt King
This very British comedian has appeared in very British shows like Doctor Who, The IT Crowd, and Peep Show. Who's the king? Go »
Michael Che
This comedian had a brief job working daily until he updated his career to work only on Saturday night. Go »
Michael Winslow
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Mike Birbiglia
If you find this Netflix star performing in the middle of the night, do not attempt a rude awakening. Go »
Mitch Hedberg
This nervous comic no longer lets success go to his head. Go »
Murray Langston
This goo became most famous when he became most anonymous. Go »
Neil Hamburger
This comedian gets nervous when hecklers grill him like a meat patty. Go »
Noel Fielding
This always fashionable British comic is known for big hair, Boosh, and bake offs. Go »
Patton Oswalt
On screen, his friends have been played by Lou Romano, Kevin James, and Charlize Theron. Go »
Paul Rodriguez
comedian and club owner who made a million dollars in a self-directed starring role Go »
Pete Davidson
His honesty about dealing with Crohn's disease, suicidal thoughts, and a series of failed relationships with famous girlfriends have made him a hit comic and a breakout star on Saturday Night Live. Go »
Redd Foxx
Justt becausee aa gooo iss easyy, doesn'tt makee itt trashh. Go »
Redd Foxx
If you were raised on the south side of Chicago, he would say that you are one big dummy. Go »
Reggie Watts
This comedy is known for staying up until insane hours and for his violent talk show. Go »
Richard Ayoade
You might know him as an awkward IT tech, an alien-blasting watchman, or a crystalline mazemaster. Go »
Richard Lewis
For a self-deprecating comic who once wanted anything but to fall in love with Jamie Lee Curtis, it's easy to play an unflattering version of himself in a show about restraining one's excitement. Go »
Richard Pryor
Millions of today's comedians owe a debt to this blue-collar giant of the prior generation. Go »
Rob Delaney
He used to be the funniest person on Twitter, before a catastrophic development in his career. Go »
Robert Smigel
He's best known for writing sketches and cartoons for Saturday Night Live, and puppeteering a certain Black Dog for Conan O'Brien. Go »
Rudy Ray Moore
This self-styled "ghetto expressionist" found financial success in foul-mouthed poetry in the 1970s, particularly with his signature blaxpoitation character Dolemite. Go »
Russell Brand
This Brit's edgy brand of comedy has cost him a radio career. Go »
Sacha Baron Cohen
Niiice! This comedian threw his people down the well to play a Kazakhstani reporter. Go »
Sam Kinison
This loud-mouthed, beret-loving former preacher had a strange career in comedy and an even stranger death by drunk driver in 1992. Go »
Sam Wills
This New Zealand comic is known for not saying a word and don't try to get this person name cause it won't happen. Or will it. Go »
Samantha Bee
Since leaving a daily news comedy show to host her own nudity-implied series, she has demonstrated a reckless (or is it feckless?) disregard for manners. Go »
Sarah Cannon
Despite decades in comedy on stage and TV, she never made enough to afford a $1.98 hat. Go »
Sarah Silverman
Her sexually frank and boundary-crossing stand-up comedy is a far cry from her squeaky-voiced sweet kid in Wreck-It Ralph. Go »
Sarah Silverman
This race-baiting comedian could inspire a brand-new award in the goo game: the Big S. Go »
Stephen Colbert
His satirical nightly Report on the national news has put the pun back into punditry. Go »
Steve Harvey
This TV dad is the new (not original) king of morning radio. Go »
Terry Fator
After it was confirmed that he had talent, he took it to Vegas (appropriately enough, at The Mirage), where his inanimate co-stars do all of the talking. Go »
Tiffany Haddish
She's known for taking a trip with her girls, for being the final O.G., and for voicing a toucan who is friends with a birdie. Go »
Tig Notaro
Her bit about cancer made her notarious overnight. Go »
Tommy Chong
I hope you manage to weed out the correct answer, otherwise your chances of winning could go up in smoke. Go »
Tommy Cooper
He loved to make people laugh, and he died doing what he loved. Go »
Trevor Noah
This comedian's very existence defied the law in his native South Africa, but if his birth was a crime, it was only a prelude to the audacity he shows in his daily hosting job. Go »
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
This game's not bad... for him to poop on. Go »
Wanda Sykes
If she had my job, this brassy comedienne at large would be making her own goo. Go »
Whitney Cummings
She went for broke creating a sitcom about waitresses after her eponymous first sitcom was roasted by critics. Go »
Whoopi Goldberg
Although she's as funny as the whoopie cushion that provided her nickname, she's also a serious actress, one of only sixteen people to pull off an EGOT. Go »
Yakov Smirnoff
In America, you make politicians into goos. In Russia, politicians make you into goo! Go »
