This celebrity goo was created by player Steve West.

publication date: Monday, January 10, 2022 (part of Winter 2022)

category: Advertising

clue: The restaurant that flaunted their unhealthy menu closed after this spokesman died.

explanation: Blair River, at 575 lbs, was the spokesman for The Heart Attack Grill, a restaurant in Chandler, AZ. Its menu featured the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries (fried in lard). more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, LaVonne Lemler, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, Scott Hardie, and Jesse King

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