This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in January 2026.

publication date: Thursday, January 22, 2026 (part of January 2026)

category: Advertising

clue: It wouldn't be a jolt to discover that this self-identified nerd wasn't giving sound advice about eyewear, despite his medical degree.

explanation: Wilbur Johnson, who performed under the stage name Dr. Geek, was a self-described hip-hopper from Venice Beach who gained fame by rapping in ubiquitous commercials for BluBlockers sunglasses in the early 1990s. Among his lyrics: "My name is Geek. I put 'em on as a shocker. Man, I love these BluBlockers." more…

intended difficulty: very hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Steve West


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