publication date: Thursday, September 19, 2002 (part of Round XVII)

category: Advertising

clue: Why should we be subjected to his way of life? He's a turkey.

explanation: Fogle lost 240 lbs. eating Subway sandwiches for a year, and went on to do commercials for the fast food chain. Every day while dieting, he ate one veggie sub and one turkey sub ("turkey"). The phrase "subjected to his way" is a play on Subway. more…

solved by: Matthew Preston, Mike Eberhart, Dave Mitzman, Lori Lancaster, Aaron Fischer, Kelly Stokes, and Andy Hubbartt

trivia: Though Scott is an admirer of Fogle, he couldn't resist gooing him to look fat again.

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