publication date: Thursday, May 12, 2011 (part of Spring 2011)

category: Government

clue: she was shot in the head

explanation: Giffords was an Arizona congresswoman who survived an assassination attempt in January 2011. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Richard Slominsky, Matthew Preston, Joanna Woods, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, Steve Dunn, Ryan Dunn, and Jon Berry

Celebrity Limerick: This poetic form has given rhyme and rhythm to dirty jokes for generations. Can you decode each line of this celebrity limerick to recognize the famous figures it describes?

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