This celebrity goo was created by Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie may have altered Chris's goo before publication.

publication date: Tuesday, September 2, 2014 (part of Fall 2014)

category: Music

clue: Man, don't go around keying his car, or his fans will boo and hiss, especially when you point out that he never appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone.

explanation: Chapman played keyboards ("keying") in the band The Hiss, who never appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone. The word "man" was a play on his last name. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: no one!


Similar Goos

Jesse McCartney

If this goo's love would close, you would need to cripple it by the vein. Go »

Justin Bieber

Look a little closer just in case you might have seen this goo one time. Go »

Sting

fans are buzzing over this goo's music Go »

Jack Johnson

If you see this goo's fans throwing a certain kind of pancakes at him for acting like a monkey, don't go on and on about it. Go »

Seth Binzer

He can make all the ladies come come to him. Go »

Gene Simmons

This rock singer gave up rocking and rolling all night and partying every day to raise a bejeweled family. Go »