publication date: Wednesday, April 17, 2013 (part of Spring 2013)

category: Government

clue: He's in charge of our national protection and programs, under his boss Janet Napolitano.

explanation: Beers was the Under Secretary of Homeland Security for National Protection and Programs. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Samir Mehta, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, Mike Rothstein, Steve Dunn, and Erik Bates

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